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Man Tries to Prove His Name Is Real After Facebook Shuts Down Account Three Times

Man Tries to Prove His Name Is Real After Facebook Shuts Down Account Three Times  http://www.mediaite.com/online/man-tries-to-prove-his-name-is-real-after-facebook-shuts-down-account-three-times/

Any normal 23-year-old from Melbourne, Australia would want to use social media just as freely as the rest of us. Unfortunately, when your name is Phuc Dat Bich it’s likely that your accounts may be deleted or flagged on a number of occasions for concealed obscenities....

My sympathies

SJW humiliates other liberals

Every time a social justice warrior humiliates other liberals, a conservative gets his wings

Damaged Armour

Guys You thought the friend zone was bad!

Bhai-zoned

The feeling when you get bro-zoned during the festival of Rakshabandhan in India. It is a festib in which sisters tie rakhis to their brothers and celebrating the bond of brother and sister, however many girls use this festival to bro-zone guys and tie them rakhis thereby giving them a signal that they consider them as brothers.

Guy 1 : I am not coming to school tomorrow. 
Guy 2 : Dude why? 
Guy 1 : It's Rakhshabandhan man...don't want to get bhai-zoned ...

Perfectionist

Frane Selak Lucky? Unlucky? Destined?

Lucky? Unlucky? Destined?

Born in 1929 and from Croatia, Frane Selak’s terrifyingly unlucky but incredibly lucky timeline goes like this:

• 1962 - train flips off the track and crashes into a river killing 17 people, Selak survives.
• 1963 - plane crashes killing 19 people but Selak is sucked out of a malfunctioning door and lands in a haystack. He survives.
• 1966 - bus skids off the road and kills 4 people, Selak survives
• 1970 - car catches on fire but he manages to escape before it explodes. He survives.
• 1973 - car catches on fire and shoots flames through the air vents. He survives.
• 1995 - hit by a bus. He survives.
• 1996 - misses head on collision in his car but falls off the road. He’s ejected from his seat and holds onto a tree as the car plummets 300 foot down. He survives.
• 2003 - he wins about a million dollars in the lottery
• 2010 - he gives away the rest of his money to family and friends

 I can hear him saying to death in the voice of Dikembe Mutombo after each near death experience. Hey Death No No No Not today!