Thank God for Sponge Bob!

So my 6 year old son gets a gift card for his birthday to Toys R Us and my wife agrees to take him to the store. In the parking lot my son says "I know just what I want mom". She ask what is it and he tells her," an Easy Bake oven". My wife says "you are not getting an Easy Bake oven". "But mom" my son replies "I like food". Thankfully he saw a Sponge Bob Square Pants snow cone maker and wanted that instead.

You know you reach middle age when the wife gives you the choice between sex and a nap for Father's Day and you start negotiating the length of the nap.

That dog is smarter than he looks