Confucius says

As I have mentioned before, I have a 2 year old son. The other day I was putting him to sleep and he says to me "Daddy smell my finger!". Thinking that he got into my wifes perfume, I obliged him and went to smell his finger. Just as I start to take a big whiff he says. I think I am poopey. Thankfully he wasn't, but he had been digging in his butt so the smell was just the same. As Confucius says "He who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger"!