http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/2010/04/25/

California Financial Crisis:
There is a real risk
that José will have to be laid-off.

Biden is dumber than box of Biden.

Big Enough

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Ask Matt Labash: Vol. VI
By Matt Labash | Published: 03/26/10 at 12:05 AM | Updated: 03/26/10 at 2:13 PM
http://dailycaller.com/2010/03/26/ask-matt-labash-vol-vi-2/2/

My husband and I coverted to Catholicism a few years ago. On paper, Catholicism is great, but the actual practice of being Catholic (the dry homilies, awful choir, lazy parishioners), not so much. I miss our old Protestant church, but my husband is perfectly content. What should I do? — Ann

Get a divorce? You forgot to mention the multitudinous kid-touching scandals, but it’s not my place to nitpick. Full disclosure: I come from an Italian family, so I grew up Catholic until I was four. Then we decided to become Christians, so we could start worshipping God instead of the Pope. (Put the gun down, Catholic friends—just a little Prot joke.) Don’t get me wrong. I love Catholics. They know how to prepare fish. They make those snazzy Catholic schoolgirl uniforms. And who doesn’t like bingo?

But personally, I’ve gone Protestant, as I’m generally for eliminating bureaucracy, and so prefer dialing the red-line directly to J.C., rather than having a priest in the confessional, doing it for me. You played the game “Telephone” when you were a kid, one person passing along what he thought he heard another say. You know how things can get confused. I say, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” He hears, “Caress me, Father, for I am 10.”

Which is not to taint an entire denomination with the broad brush of ignominy. The Catholic leadership has managed to do that just fine on their own, with even more disgraceful cover-ups and mealy-mouthed apologies for the pedophilia abominations in Europe and in the United States. All of which are not only a grievous sin against the child victims, but against good priests who are truly doing the Lord’s work. I do, however, believe you can grade a church on the caliber of their clerical scandals. Protestant miscreants generally bang the church secretary or a hooker. Catholic versions of the same generally prefer the church secretary’s or the hooker’s underage son. All things being equal—tie goes to the non-child rape scandal. Advantage: Protestants. So by all means Ann, come back, and bring your husband, at least until the Catholic hierarchy can decide to stop harboring criminals, and to do something even more unfathomable, such as bringing them to justice.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2010/03/26/ask-matt-labash-vol-vi-2/2/#ixzz0jtDRtw4V

Rep. Hank Johnson (D-Ga.) speaks incredibly slow but the punch line is about 1 minute in. Sounds like someone did to many bong hits in college

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