Starving Artist! Hee! Hee! Hee!

I new they were lying to me, and I thought I was special

A Little Privacy Please

The other day I was reminded of a time I was using the restroom at work. I am sitting there doing my business when this guy who was about 6'7'' enters the stall next to me. Well he had to urinate which did not necessitate him sitting down. The problem with this was, that he was so tall he could see over my stall. Although at home I might leave the bathroom door open, I will refuse to acknowledge anyone who tries to talk to me while I am using the facilities when I am anywhere else. So here I am at my most vulnerable and this giant is staring down at me. Thank Goodness he did not try to strike up a conversation

My wife says it is me, but I swear it is her

How to raise your baby to be a MAN

Women can be soo mean to a guy!!

Barbara approaches her husband and says "Hey honey I was thinking about getting a boob job, what do you think?" Her husband Greg replies, "why don't you just wipe toilet paper across them?" That is ridiculous what is that going to do? she proclaims testily. "Well" Greg responds "It seems to have worked on your butt these last 15 years, I was thinking it just might do the same trick for your boobs

When the Saints Go Marching in

This guy must work at Ikea

"Pride cometh before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall." I had saw this video a few weeks back and did not think to much about it, but put against the backdrop of what he said about President Bush I find it hilarious. Follow either link at the bottom of picture of him bighting the dust to see the video. I am no laughing at his pain, just his hubris

Ouch! The moment Piers Morgan broke three ribs falling off the Segway he said was 'idiot-proof'

If he didn't believe in karma before, Piers Morgan must surely do now.

The ex-newspaper editor, now a columnist for The Mail on Sunday's Live magazine, took great delight in making fun of President Bush for falling off a Segway - the two-wheeled, motorised, gyroscopically balanced scooter that, its makers promise, will never fall over.

His paper, the Daily Mirror, ran the headline in 2003: "You'd have to be an idiot to fall off, wouldn't you Mr President." It added: "If anyone can make a pig's ear of riding a sophisticated, self-balancing machine like this, Dubya can." So, it seems, can Mr Morgan.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=5196

I am having second thoughts about getting a tattoo now

This is my family on a beach excursion