Spackle

I think I am going to the hardware store and get some spackle. What do you plan to spackle you might ask? Well I have crack I need to cover up. It always shows its self at the most inopportune times. Most recently, when I went jet skiing. I don’t know when this plumber guy decided that my backside was fair game for all to see, but he never misses a beat. He never takes a day off and never calls in sick. This plumber guy takes pride in showing me just who is boss. My wife tells me that other men are able to keep their plumber from not exposing their crack. I have tried everything to keep my plumber in check. I have tried larger pants and longer shirts all to no avail. It is like my plumber needs to expose the crack so that he can breathe. Maybe he is not a plumber at all but rather a minor trying to get some light into that large dark cavern. Whatever may be the case, spackle appears to be the only solution.

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