Suspicious of quiet people

I don't know what it is but I, like so many other people, am uncomfortable around quiet people. I am not talking about people who are shy, I am talking about people who just don't like to talk. Maybe it is because it is hard to gage these peoples moods to tell if they are happy or sad. Maybe it is because it is hard to know if they are just snobs and don't deem us worthy to talk to, or if they are using all their energy to suppress the demons in their mind from keeping them from perpetrating some horrific act, so talking would detract from their noble and most necessary mission. Even for those who don't out right give us the creeps, it is almost like they are hiding something. And futhermore, they don't even have the courtesy to fake interest in our conversations or anything that is going on in our lives. How dare them!!! Now I am sure that the vast majority of non-talkers are nice people but they have to let me know it, by some other means than mental telepathy.

SHUDDER!!!

The other day I was at the gas station with my son 10 year old son (because I ran out of gas in my wife's car and had the keys to my car with me so my mother had to come rescue me, a grown man). He was growing impatient with the person in front of us taking their time and proclaimed, dude hurry up. I said, "I don't think that that is a man, it's a women". He said no it's not then looked really close, shuddered and said "Eeewwww."

Good in bed Joke
A man got in the train, ran to the window and yelled at the couple who had taken him to the train:

- Bye Paul, I loved the weekend! Your wife is really good in bed! Really good!!!
Confused and curious, the passanger sitting next to him just had to ask:
-Excuse my curiosity, but did you just tell that man outside that his wife was good... in bed?
The man said quietly:
- To be honest with you... she's quite bad... But I didn't want to offend Paul.

CLEAN OUT YOUR EARS!!!!

A few years back, I was sitting in my brother-in-laws ( He is a Pastor) living room while a party was going on. My sister-in-law (the Pastor's wife) her sister (the Assistant Pastor's wife) and one of the matriarchs of our church were going on about how much they loved the barbeque at Hooters. Just then my wife came to my side and I told her how supprised I was that these ladies were going to Hooters and how could they support such a place.... My wife informed me that they were not talking about Hooters but Kooters, a local barbeque joint.

Women Sexual Satisfaction Survey

There was a recent Sexual Satisfaction Survey that rich women have more sex than other groups of women and Black women tend to be the happiest with there sex lives. I tried to wrap my head around these two incongruent pieces of information and searched for what would explain for Black women having a higher degree of sexual satisfaction than other groups, although they are more likely to not be rich, and why would Rich women have more sex than other groups although they are more likely not black. My conclussion is Black Men. This further reinforces the sexual prowess of black men and that Rich, White women have and occasional hankering for chocolate.