The other day my wife took my 4 year old son to the park to feed the ducks. She figured that they would go in the afternoon and that way the ducks would be well fed and more sedate. Such was not the case. My wife and my son started to feed the ducks. The ducks completely surrounded my son, all quacking to be fed. My wife was concerned at how my son would react, but he remained calm. Then the geese came over and they were about chest level with my son and as he feed them them nipped at his hand. This he did not like. He yells to my wife, "the thucks are biting my hand." So then my wife instructs my son to give the birds smaller pieces so that they would not run out. My son starts to yell at the ducks. "Sthop biting me you sthupid thuck or I will kick you in the head!"