I'm cheap! I'm fat also, but of the two, the scale tips towards me being cheap. I recently had some car troubles and had to take the trolley while my car was being serviced. I mapped out my route to make it to work andfound that if my wife would drop me off at the trolley station it would cost me $2.50 to take the trolley within a mile and a half of my work. My choices then would be to walk up hill for a mile and a half or take the bus the rest of the way. Did I mention before that I am fat? The bus ride for that additional one and half miles though was $2.25. So cheap beat out fat and I ended up doing this for a week. The worst thing about this that even though I was sweaty and learned to bring a fresh shirt with me to change into, I did not lose one stinking pound. So I am just as cheap and just as fat.