The other day the wife was driving with the kids in the car and her and
my daughter were talking about getting boots for her Halloween outfit.
They were wanting some hot pink boots, so my oldest son suggested "why not
just get some red or black boots and paint them"? That is when my four
your old son chimed in, “Why would you want to paint boobies? “That
is just wrong to paint boobies red or black. And who wants pink boobies”.
After they were done laughing they explained to him that the were talking about
boot and not boobies. That seemed to have made him feel better.