Priceless comeback

Veteran Marine in an Armed Robbery Priceless comeback

There is an old veteran talking to the robber that has a gun pointed at him. The robber says, "Get on the floor!" The vet simply replies, "No, It's dirty."



Of course, the robber replies. "I have a gun." The old vet says, "Son, I've been shot before, it doesn't hurt that bad." Slightly baffled, the gunman didn't want to mess with this guy. Instead he continued the robbery, ignoring the vet. http://www.brainjet.com/random/4601/15-best-burns-throughout-history#slide/4/1